Unfortunate sons


Davids Medienkritik links to an old Onion article:


In an emotionally charged press conference Monday, crazed Palestinian gunman Faisal al Hamad expressed frustration over the stereotyping of his people.

"As a crazed Palestinian gunman, I feel hurt by the negative portrayal of my people in the media," said al Hamad, 31, a Hebron-area terrorist maniac. "None of us should have to live with stereotyping and ignorance."

He then began screaming and firing into a busload of Israeli schoolchildren....



But The Onion also satirizes the Jews:


It is an hour past sunset on a brisk Thursday night, and, like their brethren around the globe, the Jews of this affluent Detroit suburb are gathered in synagogues, busily hatching plots for world domination through financial chicanery and media influence. But for Seth Nussbaum, it will be just another lonely evening.

"For some reason, they've decided to leave me out of the worldwide Jewish conspiracy," said Nussbaum, a 34-year-old computer programmer. "And I can't say it doesn't hurt."...



From the Ontario Empoblog (Latest OVVA news here)

Comments

Ontario Emperor said…
It gets worse. I own the Onion book Our Dumb Century, which ends with Jerry Falwell et al ascending to heaven.
Ontario Emperor said…
It ain't. The Onion does not report truth, justice, or the American weigh.

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