How to get into Keywordblogger...and how to get out

It's very easy to get into Keywordblogger to spout your message about the supposed familial relationship between Brian Eno and Slim Whitman, or to promote the bizarre goals of the Ontario Vineyard Village Association. All you have to do is drop some majorly popular key words, such as Mariah Carey, the Rosa Parks Funeral, Jessica Simpson, the WWE (to be fair, I do cover Candice Michelle Beckman from time to time), Britney Spears, Green Day, and Harry Potter.

And it's also easy to get out:

No adult feeds will be accepted or any other subject matter deem not suitable in the sole discretion of Keywordblogger.com.

So perhaps I should discuss adult material - you know, 401k funding, arthritis, and an appreciation of Lawrence Welk.