Things to ponder as Christmas parties approach
Re the mention of "Christmas" - unlike my company, I am not politically correct.
Luckily my company's holiday party is at a hotel, because after reading this I'm not so enthused about potlucks at the office.
so, today at work was our "department" thanksgiving luncheon. a few weeks ago the marketing department was asked if we wanted to participate with the i.s. department. i declined and everyone looked at me like i was crazy. you know they were giving me that "it's basically a free lunch" type of look and "why don't you want to participate?"...
i won't be slaving over the stove to come to work and break bread with people who have suspect hygiene practices....
so, while you all had fun with your luncheon. ms. madefromlove had a turkey sandwich from subway.
Melyssa, perhaps you should have Subway prepare your turkey sandwich specially. Here's what the Poop Report said in 2002:
High-School football players in Michigan were all smiles after advancing in the state playoffs over the weekend. The smiles, however, turned to grimaces....More than two dozen students became ill, apparently with food poisoning, after eating Subway sandwiches on the way home....Apparently, only those students who ate sandwiches with mayonnaise became sick....Next time, ask the Subway to hold the mayo!
But perhaps that Subway is safer than other places. Here's the comment left by AB:
I don't generally participate in the group celebratory luncheons around this joint either. I have been in the bathroom with too many of these ladies who flushed and walked. Notice a missing step?
Have a nice dinner, everybody.
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