Removing Softness from the Airlines
From The Daily Probe:

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Airlines Continue Purging Flights of '70s Singer-Songwriters

WASHINGTON (DPI) - In the wake of United Airlines' bouncing of Cat Stevens off of a recent flight to Washington, several U.S. airlines are following suit in a vigorous campaign to rid America's skies of washed-up 1970s soft rock performers. So far, various airlines have ejected over a dozen "Macrame Plant Hanger Era" has-beens, including Seals and Crofts, Gordon Lightfoot and England Dan and John Ford Coley. An airline official justified the oustings saying that "transporting these golden moldies posed a number of potential threats to our other passengers, including the possibility of 'Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald' ear worms." An attempt to toss deceased singer Jim Croce from a flight was thwarted by his fans.

(Reported by Miles Walker)

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I also found a link to a Save Martha Stewart website.