Show Solidarity Against Christmas in October with a Meaningless Slogan
We need to help our union brethren, who are being subjected to corporate greed (actually, corporate cluelessness) and are being forced to wear silly Santa hats in October.

I've already made a complaint on the corporate level about the whole Christmas in October issue (and others are also presumably complaining).

However, what we need is a catchy slogan. The reason for the unions' stunning (!) victory in the grocery strike was their use of catchy slogans, such as "One day longer, one day stronger."

We need a catchy slogan to keep Christmas music out of our stores in October, but I can't think of one. IF YOU CAN, PLEASE POST IT IN THE COMMENTS AREA (anonymous posts welcome).

There's no prize - I'm not Tara Lynn Johnson - but you get the satisfaction of helping humanity.