Power of Babel


I began wondering what the Chinese MSN Portal was saying. So I plugged http://www.msn.com.cn/ into http://babelfish.altavista.com/ and translated from Simplified Chinese into English. Here's some of what I got:


Sunday, on June 26
North blue today important news
The Anhui hundred students vaccinate the hepatitis A vaccine to appear exceptionally 1 dead
The Tibet world bubonic plague 2 people died the medical department name already active control
The steam oil ticket exchange must make up the uneven price difference old oil ticket to be possible to buy the European III oil
North blue hot spot
Taishan restores the normal traveling order expert: Truly has appeared the tiger
An original resident "lawmaker" the high plum registers for the central national university

North blue media essence
After Zeng Yinquan took office to return the port to launch the work
Volunteer school principal because the scandal leaves the stage
The American enlisted woman bleeds Iraqi Fei Lu Jie
39 members China theory "passes through"
North blue frequency channel recommendation
Fights beats, challenges this season NBA ten big key words
The complaint date atrocity protects finally 35 woman being forceds to comfort the war soldier with sex

Shopping frequency channel

Contemporary money · Game card · Lover track shoes

Force recommendation
The man to likes ZIPPO lighting the fervor
400 Yuan get up the evil spirit beast to reveal the card, summer vacation plays the game in the home
Japan of popular toy the Hong Kong street treasure tourism unfolds
With pays valuably buys the jewelry to buy one and get one free exempts express



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