You can count on Liquid Generation (The Empoblog Goes Haiku)

Good News Fresh links to a Liquid Generation Flash production: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes singing "Candy Shop." Nasty.

Previously referenced by Kettyket, Oh La La Paris, and this entry in Celebrity Haiku:


spread herpes around
tempt virgins with lollipops
take your vitamins



To which I respond:


Pretty Baby glares
Katie Holmes is younger still
Spielberg counts his cash



Or perhaps this:


Oprah sat and watched
Rosie's heart-throb jump on chairs
Dawson's up the creek



Well, I should best leave these to a professional. Here's another Katie Holmes entry from Celebrity Haiku:


locked in a dungeon
just one man oprah and me
held ransom for crack



And of course there's always an excuse to sell t-shirts:




McLaughlin Cameron Designs invites you to join the movement to liberate Katie, a young, gifted, actress held captive by forces we may never understand. Even one summer of captivity is too long for one so bright!

Don't turn away. Your indifference makes you part of the problem. Talk to your children, join in community support groups and please show your support by wearing your Free Katie™ Gear!



So let me haiku about THAT...oh, forget it.

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