Obbzervations at Lunch
I ate lunch at the Lakeview Cafe today. Now this isn't a cafe with can can dancers and expresso and the like; this is a cafe kind of like Marge (you gotta see the commercial; I can't find an online reference to it). Picture traditional. Where spaghetti and meatballs is an exotic foreign meal.

So why is this old-timey restaurant selling Red Bull?

That's like booking the Carter Family in Ibiza....