It's Not The Dress
I just just looking over the blog hits from people looking for Jennifer Hawkins material (1234) and I just realized something.

I thought that the people were searching for something like "jennifer hawkins dress."

They weren't.

Here are the most popular searches on my website at present:

jennifer%20hawkins%20thong (MSN)
misty may photos (Yahoo)
jennifer hawkins thong (Yahoo)
Rick James casket (Yahoo)
jennifer%20hawkins%20red%20thong (MSN)
jennifer%20hawkins%20skirt (MSN)
rick james funeral photos (Yahoo)
jennifer%20hawkins%20panties (MSN)
jennifer hawkins thong (MSN)
jennifer%20hawkins%20wardrobe%20malfunction%20picture (MSN)
Jennifer Hawkins panties (Yahoo)
Jennifer%20Hawkins%20Thong%20Pictures (MSN)
%22misty%20may%20photos%22 (MSN)
rick james in casket (Yahoo)
jennifer%20hawkins%20loses%20dress (MSN)
jennifer%20hawkins%20thong%20picture (MSN)
jennifer%20hawkins%20loses%20skirt (MSN)
jennifer%20hawkins%20losing%20her%20skirt (MSN)
rick james casket photos (Yahoo)
Rick%20James%20Casket (MSN)

Other than some searches for "skirt," most of the Jennifer Hawkins searches are looking for "thong" or "panties."

Perhaps this means that I can get traffic for some of the other items on my blog by merely talking about "thong" or "panties" in connection with them.

Well, this post links to a poll in which one of the choices is ex-President Bill Clinton, famous for viewing Monica Lewinsky's thong. Salon posted a whole article about the thong here.

And this post touches upon pro wrestling, the practitioners of which often wear a garment similar to a thong. (Luckily, the advertisers and announcers don't.)

To my knowledge, Mike Scioscia has never worn panties.

The French do not use thongs as part of their foreign policy.

Bla bla bla.

Anyway, a blogger who shall remain nameless posted this item last April, entitled "Ode to the Thong, 2004." It included numerous links to thong-related material, but none of them are believed to discuss Henry Kissinger's Cyprus policy: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]

Anyway, since I've now succeeded in linking to the same Salon article twice, I might as well quote the pertinent information from it:

According to the Starr Report, the whole damn affair started when she lifted up the back of her suit jacket in the Oval Office and flashed a teeny triangle at the top of her thong underwear for President Clinton. (Subtle, no, but effective nonetheless with a guy whose idea of seduction, if you believe Paula Jones, is to walk into a hotel room and drop his pants.)

However, all fashion trends have their price:

"I feel like I'm being forced into a thong because the only alternatives are Grandma underwear or a wedgie," said a 49-year-old Vancouver mother. "When I complained about the new high-cut briefs, the sales clerk's response was, 'Well, they look good on the hanger.'"

But what is the male equivalent to the thong, ignoring link [5] above)? Well, it turns out that there IS a thong for men - the "push-up thong," which pushes things up. Shop at Yahoo!

Or go for the shy look (but wait! the dog is naked!).