It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel sulfuric
After Cheney's miscue, Estephania cites the Borowitz Report:

Vice President Dick Cheney made his most dire remarks to date about a November victory by Democratic nominee John Kerry, saying that the French seer Nostradamus warned that Mr. Kerry’s election would signal the end of the world.

“Nostradamus made it quite clear that John Kerry’s election would be followed shortly thereafter by the end of the universe,” Mr. Cheney soberly informed his audience at an Akron, Ohio rally yesterday. “So if you want the world to end, John Kerry is your man.”

Mr. Cheney added that if Mr. Kerry were elected, “Rather than seeing the world come to an end I would put the world out of its misery by destroying it myself.”...

But hours after the vice president issued his latest warning, the Nostradamus prediction was powerfully discredited by a newly-formed political action committee calling itself Renaissance French Seers for Truth.

In an ad broadcast in several battleground states by the well-financed seers’ group, little-known French seer Henri de Montrachet (1497-1558) is quoted as saying, “I was a seer alongside Nostradamus, and I can tell you this, Nostradamus is lying about John Kerry.”