A Spoof, Two Spoofs, and Half a Spoof
Well, I was reading the blog of Britney Spears' fetus and discovered an Onion-like website called The Spoof.
However, even the fetus didn't realize that he's the Antichrist:
...[A] cursory examination of Biblical prophecy reveals that Britney's pregnancy is an event nothing short of apocalyptic, as the Book of Revelation clearly indicates to all with eyes to see that Britney Spears is the mother of the Anti-Christ.
"The signs are unmistakable," insists Christian author Tim LeHaye, whose apocalyptic Left Behind novels have helped to spark a growing interest in the Second Coming prophesied by the Bible. "We've been witnessing irrefutable evidence of Satan's presence on Earth for some time now, but when I heard the stentorian call of a Fox News Breaking News Alert announcing that Britney Spears was with child, well, I knew immediately that the Anti-Christ had risen and the End of Days was upon us."...
"The death of Pope John Paul II, the murder of Terri Schiavo, deadly tsunami, blood in the streets of Babylon, escalating strife in Israel, nuclear proliferation, AIDS, gay marriage, Internet pornography, Desperate Housewives, Harry Potter and his demon hordes, Jane Fonda returning to film--all this the Bible has foretold," declared renowned author of prophecy Hal Lindsey.
"There is no doubt that the Spears trollop is the Mother of Prostitutes spoken of in Revelation," insisted the Reverend Pat Robertson. "Has she not turned millions of chaste Christian girls into writhing, halter-top-wearing Jezebels? I've long suspected she is the beastly whore of Satan come to deliver the Anti-Christ into the world. Who among you can deny it now?"...
Britney has yet to comment publicly as to whether she is in fact the mother of the Anti-Christ, but her publicist, Leslie Sloane, has completely dismissed the idea that Britney is somehow carrying the Hell-forged seed of the Apocalypse, calling it "patently absurd" and insisting that husband Kevin Federline and not the Prince of Darkness is indeed the father of Britney's fetus....
"Oh come on, people," cackles immortal Hollywood buzzard lady Joan Rivers, "we're supposed to believe that all of sudden some pencil-neck lackey gets to bang the most lusted after faux virgin in the universe! Oh please, this marriage has pact with the devil written all over it!"...
P.S. Thanks to Diner Bitch for pointing me in the direction of Fetus' blog. Hmm, "Fetus"...that sounds like a Louisiana name.
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