Can you handle the truth?
The World Wide Rant links to A Small Victory, who links to Something Awful:
Enjoy this week's Comedy Goldmine, as brought to you by forum goon therapy - "Jokes With Realistic Endings!"
What's the difference between the Pope and Michael Jackson?
The Pope is dead.
Man 1: Knock, Knock
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: It's me Johnny.
Man 2: Oh, hey man! Come on in, and have a beer.
Of course, the Small Victory readers had to get in on the act:
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: One's a porcupine. The other one's a BMW.
Posted by Joshua on April 19, 2005 12:55 PM
Man goes into the doctor, says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." Doctor says, "I think you have a rotator cuff injury."
How do they know the Challenger crew had dandruff? From the NASA medical records.
Did you hear the one about the traveling salesman?
No.
Darn, I heard it was really funny.
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: Very little.
Posted by dorkafork on April 20, 2005 12:19 AM
President Clinton and President G.W. Bush were sitting on a plane together, raising funds for tsunami relief.
"Have you seen my glasses?" asked Clinton.
"No, I haven't," replied Bush.
Posted by Ontario Emperor on April 20, 2005 01:24 AM
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