Pimp With A Purpose, for Pimps
If I'm going to be a pimp with a purpose, then my blog needs to be translated to pimp-speak. Sample:
On July 21, 2004, at 7:37 p.m., Ah ate at da Denny's Restaurant in Guasti, California wid ma wife 'n our young daughter, man. Also in our restaurant wuz 14 Scandinavian muthafuckas between da ages of approximately 20 'n 50 years old, man. What Ah experienced durin' dat meal has caused me to question whetha da United States of America can realistically uphold da civil liberties of every individual, even non-citizens, 'n protect its citizens from moral threats n' shit.
Or perhaps the redneck version is better:
On July 21, 2004, at 7:37 p.m., Ah ate at thar dang Denny's Restaurant 'n Guasti, California n'all maw wife 'n our young daughter, pardner. Also 'n our re-staurant wuz 14 Scandinavian fellers between thar dang ages uv approximately 20 'n 50 years old, hot damn! What Ah experienced durin' thut thar meal has caused me tuh quesshun whethuh thar dang United States uv America kin re-alistically uphold thar dang civil liberties uv every individual, even non-citizens, 'n protect its citizens ferm moral threats, pardner.
If you have a "Free Kevin" t-shirt, and "Kevin" is misspelled, then this version is for you:
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