Willy Wonka Laffy Taffy Jokes
Rather than writing about the Council of Jerusalem at this moment, I figure I'll post some jokes instead.
DISCLAIMER: These jokes were found on a Nestle product. If you are boycotting Nestle for moral reasons, this disclaimer is being provided as a service to you so that you can continue your boycott, refuse to read the rest of this message, skip school, go out on the streets, wave Mexican flags, and...whoops, wrong protest. Carry on.
Taken from the wrappers of a couple of Willy Wonka Laffy Taffy packages.
7. Michael M., Youngstown, OH
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
8. Vickie R., Franklin, LA
What did Jon do when his dog ate his science book?
He took the words right out of his mouth.
11. Nicholas W., Sandy, UT
When is homework not homework?
When it is turned into the teacher.
12. Tiffany M., Superior, WI
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
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