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From trivia page 142:
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
I'm thrilled about this news. (For those who don't know, I'm left handed.)
In 1955, an Argentinean named Juan Potomachi died and left more than $37,500 to a local theater on the condition that they use his skull during a performance of "Hamlet."
During pregnancy, the uterus expands to 500 times its normal size.
At least I'm only left handed. Here's a joke:
A man is driving his five-year-old to a friend's house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn't make it right, and I don't ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says, "Too late, douchebag."
Here are some excerpts from Dribbleglass' collection of Bush quotations:
Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."
Wait. Bush said that?
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."
Opponents of the Dubai ports deal aren't surprised that he said that.
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
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