Creed Parody
By Dee Range

Well I just gave
A speech today
It seems my mind
It just somehow strayed
I hear the crowd
Begin to bray
I look straight down
And have to face

My fly's wide open
Under the spotlights
Welcome to disgrace
I showed them everything
With fly wide open...

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