Eh, He Took Off, Si...
From the fair and balanced baby seal clubbers:

The Canadian province of New Brunswick is on full alert for a missing truckload of Moosehead beer....

Police found the truck, still running, along with its empty trailer in the parking lot of a McDonald's in Grand Falls, New Brunswick, a few miles from the Maine border.

There was no trace of the beer, worth nearly $60,000 in U.S. currency — or of the truck's driver....

"Because [the load] was destined for Mexico," he explained, "the labeling on one side was English and Spanish on the reverse side."