Speeding Swiss driver blames lack of goats


News:


A Swiss driver caught speeding in Canada explained that he had been taking advantage of the ability to drive fast without hitting a goat, police said on Wednesday.

The driver was caught traveling 161 km/hr (100 mph) in a 100 km/hr zone in eastern Ontario Sunday.

"A motorist from Switzerland, used to driving around hills and mountains, takes advantage of the ability to go faster without risking hitting a goat," read the traffic officer's notes of the incident.



From the Ontario Empoblog (Latest OVVA news here)

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Ontario Emperor said…
But what if goats come to North America seeking a better life?

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