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Even I didn't know this:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ontario Emperor!

  1. Never store Ontario Emperor at room temperature!
  2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Ontario Emperor on!
  3. Ontario Emperor can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  4. The only Englishman to become Ontario Emperor was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Ontario Emperor from 1154 to 1159.
  5. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Ontario Emperor.
  6. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Ontario Emperor.
  7. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Ontario Emperor would be as small as a pea.
  8. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Ontario Emperor.
  9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Ontario Emperor.
  10. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Ontario Emperor.
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Thanks to Annika, thanks to Dawn, thanks to Big Orange Michael.

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