If you worship the American civil religion, do not read this post
In the Ontario Technoblog, I just posted this obscure phrase:
This is what they said. This is what the Wikipedia writers said.
Yes, I am a man of a few repetitive themes.
If I ever start writing songs actively again, you'll note that I'll use every possible occasion to rip off "Unchained Melody" and a portion of P.D.Q. Bach's "Iphigenia in Brooklyn" (specifically, the first few notes of the "Dying and yet in death alive" part).
And when I write stuff, I often rip off Aaron Copland's "Lincoln Portrait":
In 1942, shortly after the U.S. entered World War Two, conductor Andre Kostelanetz commissioned Aaron Copland to compose a work to fortify and comfort people during that time of national distress.
Copland felt overwhelmed by the assignment, but eventually came up with a work that has since become a touchstone in times of crisis, and one of the most enduring works in American music, "A Lincoln Portrait."
Copland used excerpts from different Lincoln speeches, combined with musical quotations from American songs, such as "Camptown Races." People from all walks of life have narrated the work, everyone from James Earl Jones to Gregory Peck to Marian Anderson to Al Gore....
Of course, James Earl Jones would sound good if he were reading cereal ingredients. But when he intones the following, it's pretty powerful:
"Fellow citizens, we cannot escape history."
That is what he said. That is what Abraham Lincoln said.
"Fellow citizens, we cannot escape history. We of this congress and this administration will be remembered in spite of ourselves. No personal significance or insignificance can spare one or another of us. The fiery trial through which we pass will light us down in honor or dishonor to the latest generation. We, even we here, hold the power and bear the responsibility." [Annual Message to Congress, December 1, 1862]
He was born in Kentucky, raised in Indiana, and lived in Illinois. And this is what he said. This is what Abe Lincoln said.
"The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves and then we will save our country." [Annual Message to Congress, December 1, 1862]
When standing erect he was six feet four inches tall, and this is what he said.
He said: "It is the eternal struggle between two principles, right and wrong, throughout the world. It is the same spirit that says 'you toil and work and earn bread, and I'll eat it.' No matter in what shape it comes, whether from the mouth of a king who seeks to bestride the people of his own nation, and live by the fruit of their labor, or from one race of men as an apology for enslaving another race, it is the same tyrannical principle." [Lincoln-Douglas debates, 15 October 1858]
Lincoln was a quiet man. Abe Lincoln was a quiet and a melancholy man. But when he spoke of democracy, this is what he said.
He said: "As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy."
Abraham Lincoln, sixteenth president of these United States, is everlasting in the memory of his countrymen. For on the battleground at Gettysburg, this is what he said:
He said: "That from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion. That we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain. That this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom and that government of the people, by the people, and for the people shall not perish from the earth."
One more aside on James Earl Jones. Picture in your mind the following actors reading the line, "Luke, I am your father":
- Jerry Lewis
- Ronald Reagan
- Adam Sandler
- John Wayne
- Pauly Shore
Back to Lincoln and Copland, and the parody that I could not resist - a dramatis percolatore piece dedicated to John Wilkes Booth. It's not quite an artistic triumph:
After committing his deadly deed, this is what he said. This is what John Wilkes Booth said.
OWWWWWWWW! MY LEG!!!!!!!!!
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