No Sh@t, Sherlock
Then:
Good morning, gentlemen. Uh, this is a twelve-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with all the advantages of modern design. Uhh, the tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these large contai--
Now:
An upflush toilet has been engineered to solve problems. While their interiors are hardworking machinery, their exteriors are a fashionable complement to any decor. Their main difference from standard fixtures is the discharge system, whose key components are a macerator/pump and a small-diameter pipe. The powerful macerator has a rotating blade that shreds and grinds solid material like human waste and toilet paper. When mixed with flushing water, solid material changes to a fine slurry which moves easily through a narrow pipe upward. The macerator/pump is sealed for life and requires NO maintenance!
A quiet electric-powered pump moves the fine slurry upward under pressure. The small-diameter discharge pipe (as small as 3/4" across), solves many structural problems as it can be run virtually anywhere! The fine slurry moves easily through this pipe to the normal sewage system, septic tank or holding tank.
Don't know if the inventor of this toilet wants to be a Freemason.
However, there are some fascist baby seal clubbing communists who manufacture bladeless toilets:
Envirolet® dispels the myth that all composting toilet systems are "created equal." Only Envirolet® Composting Toilet Systems are designed and engineered around our unique, patented, Automatic Six-Way Aeration™ and evaporation process.
Dual fans...
Oops. I was wrong. This one has blades also.
...operating in conjunction with natural microbe action, continuously circulate a large volume of air at a high flow rate around a specially shaped Aeration Basket. The Aeration Basket lines the inside of the system and maximizes waste surface area for better efficiency.
Only Envirolet® features two fans (others have only 1) and an Aeration Basket.
Our breakthrough technology dramatically improves both waste reduction and recycling by increasing aeration, evaporation and microbe activity. In addition, our patented design allows for significant reduction of the System size, while still maximizing System performance.
This superior System makes operation both convenient and simple, and eliminates the tiresome turning of waste required by some "manual drum" toilets.
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