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Thursday, February 08, 2007
Watch Out Miss Club Paris USA, There's a New, More Timely Beauty Queen Contest
It was over a month ago that I wrote about the Miss Club Paris USA contest, which was coming soon. Real Soon Now, I guess.
You'll recall that Paris Hilton reached an agreement with Fred Khalilian to promote Club Paris in Orlando and Jacksonville, but wasn't all that committed to the promoting duties. So Khalilian dumped Hilton, and announced a contest to name someone as Miss Club Paris USA. Supposedly a network deal was in the works, and all sorts of wonderful things were going to happen.
As far as I can tell, nothing has happened yet. I guess Fox isn't ready to pull 24 off its schedule to insert "The Replacement."
Meanwhile, another beauty contest has kicked off:
Meet Miss Atomic Bomb 1957!
Why should nuclear bombs have spokespersons and not Hoax Devices?
We'd like to keep the tradition alive and present to the world MISS HOAX DEVICE 2007. Please submit casting applications to us at:
hoaxdevices@gmail.com
With subject: MISS HOAX DEVICE 2007 APPLICATION
Include a photo which we can use, and which shows why you should be MISS HOAX DEVICE 2007, and a short text describing your qualifications. Please limit photos to 700 pixels wide. If we need a bigger one we'll ask.
Pageant dates to be announced.
Good luck.
Inasmuch as this is a sexist competition, Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens are not eligible to participate.
(Does this post make me the first person to mention Paris Hilton and Peter Berdovsky at the same time? The mind reels.)
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