I am not trendy, but I learn quickly


So I'm taking our family's In N Out order this evening, and my Swiss daughter asks for animal fries.

Turns out that animal fries are on In N Out's so-called "secret menu."

But I bet that my Swiss daughter doesn't know about In N Out's secret secret menu. Excerpts:


Vegan Style - 4 leafs of lettuce between 2 leafs of lettuce.

John 3:16 style fries - Fries, no salt.

Mt. Rushmore - 4 fresh whole potatoes, peeled and hand carved to the likenesses of Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt and Lincoln, deep-fried to golden brown perfection.



More here.

From the Ontario Empoblog (Information on the greatest 20th century U.S. president here)

Comments

Jennifer said…
God I hope nobody orders a Billy.
Ontario Emperor said…
That's probably the only legit item on the menu, sadly.

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