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The Ontario Empoblog is shutting down, at least temporarily. In fact I'm ceasing activity on all of my existing Blogger blogs, and redirecting people to mrontemp , my new Blogger blog. One of the reasons for this is a change in style. My blog posts (in this blog especially) have become long posts that morph from one subject to another in a non-toadlike wild ride of whatevers. As you can see from my first few posts in mrontemp, I'm trying a more succinct style. We'll see how it goes. Catch you at mrontemp . Favorite U.S. president - Third favorite Finnish figure skater

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Watch Out Miss Club Paris USA, There's a New, More Timely Beauty Queen Contest

It was over a month ago that I wrote about the Miss Club Paris USA contest, which was coming soon. Real Soon Now , I guess. You'll recall that Paris Hilton reached an agreement with Fred Khalilian to promote Club Paris in Orlando and Jacksonville , but wasn't all that committed to the promoting duties. So Khalilian dumped Hilton, and announced a contest to name someone as Miss Club Paris USA. Supposedly a network deal was in the works, and all sorts of wonderful things were going to happen. As far as I can tell, nothing has happened yet. I guess Fox isn't ready to pull 24 off its schedule to insert "The Replacement." Meanwhile, another beauty contest has kicked off : Meet Miss Atomic Bomb 1957! Why should nuclear bombs have spokespersons and not Hoax Devices ? We'd like to keep the tradition alive and present to the world MISS HOAX DEVICE 2007 . Please submit casting applications to us at: hoaxdevices@gmail.com With subject: MISS HOAX DEVICE 2007 APPLICA...

Sean Carton's Five Rules of Viral Marketing

With a brief nod to Cartoon Network and Peter Berdovsky , Sean Carton of idfive has published his list of five rules of viral marketing (or guerilla marketing ). Here is the expurgated version : If you want to generate word-of-mouth, don't try to be hip. Destruction of property or intruding into people's comfort zones will only backfire. You can't fake authenticity. Know your audience. Love your customers. Carton cites a number of examples in his article , but it may be fun to apply the general concepts to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force promotion. Once you do, you run into the "this promotion has multiple audiences " problem. By their positioning, the electronic devices could be seen by Adult Swim fans...and they could be seen by Thomas Menino . This is not good. Not necessarily that you can only advertise in places where Adult Swim fans will congregate, but just bear in mind that the vast majority of people on your average street corner won't know Adult Sw...

If at first you don't succeed...

Radio station KLAC played a commercial for Dinovite . This product claims to do wonderful things for dogs: I'm Ed Lukacevic, developer, manufacturer and distributer of Dinovite® Dog Supplement. Let me explain a little about why I developed this all natural dog supplement and what it can do to help make your dog the healthy, happy canine he was meant to be!... Over the years, while raising and training my own dogs on our farm in Kentucky, I struggled to keep them in top-notch condition. Like you, I've seen dogs plagued with bad skin, allergies and other canine maladies. I tried almost everything on the market and spent tons of money on the vet with no real results. It became clear to me that many dog health problems have their root in some sort of nutrient deficiency. Unfortunately, even with the best dog food, dog nutritional requirements are usually not being met.... Considering my history with dogs and other animals, finding a solution to these dog health problems was a nat...

Why I was thinking about Carter and Reagan

Ran across this quote while reading a review of the Douglas Brinkley book on Gerald Ford : Ford — nearly 90 when Brinkley interviewed him — was still smarting over Reagan having challenged him for the Republican nomination in 1976, saying it was "a low-down stunt" that "really burned the hell out of me." Had Reagan earnestly campaigned for the incumbent instead of giving him a lukewarm endorsement after losing the GOP nomination, Ford said he could have beaten Carter .... Carter and Ford developed a warm working relationship that Brinkley describes in some detail. (Carter also has harbored bitter feelings toward Reagan, whose administration broke with the custom of giving national security briefings to former presidents. Several years after losing his 1980 bid for a second term, Carter told me, "I don't know who hates him more, me or Jerry Ford.") Favorite U.S. president - Third favorite Finnish figure skater

In which I prove that I sometimes emerge from the Adult Swim Aqua

Haven't had a chance to write about these, but here are some other del.icio.us tags that I've recently created: global+warming ice+age interglacial+period ozone+layer urban+heat+island+effect And it all started here : Would New Orleans and the nearby Gulf Coast [had suffered] so terribly...if President Carter beat back Reagan in 1980? I am wondering if those voters in Louisiana and Mississippi who helped polluter-allied Reagan win in 1980 would have found themselves fated differently under a second Carter term. If Carter came in, we could have had an alternative fuels program and tighter auto emission standards in effect by now. Sparked by his prodding, we might have had decades of global warming controls in place. Whose to say if those steps might not have rendered the waters of the Atlantic and Gulf even 1/100th of a degree cooler than they are now?... Since hurricanes need warm water to feed, what if that temperature difference- however slight- might have caused Katrina...

In which we enter the alternative universe in which police always believe dreadlocked individuals

I previously raised the question about whether Interference Inc. was prompt in letting the authorities know that the so-called bombs in Boston weren't bombs. Now a new question has been raised - was Peter Berdovsky prompt in letting Interference Inc. know that the guerilla marketing campaign had gone sour? And should he have informed the on-scene officers that there was nothing to worry about? The issue was raised because Berdovsky videotaped police at a (supposed) bomb site. This is what the Associated Press said : One of the men criminally charged after placing blinking cartoon advertisements around the city videotaped a police bomb squad removing one of the electronic devices, but did not tell the officers the object was harmless. Surveillance cameras caught 27-year-old Peter Berdovsky videotaping officers removing what they thought was a possible bomb. But Walter Prince , Berdovsky's new layer (replacing semi-guardian Michael Rich ), puts a different spin on the whol...

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss, but the hyenas shout "No king"

[TALK ABOUT CLINTONESQUE. I MANAGED TO MISSPELL THE WORD "IS" IN THE LAST PARAGRAPH. OOPS.] Followup . Take a gander at this sentence, which appeared in an Ambos Medios ad for Hippie Chick Twang : This is a guerilla marketing organization that works outside the box to creatively get the message out about books, art, and music to the industry and the consumer market where their work will be loved! If the ad had only mentioned empowerment of the individual, it would have been a perfect example of New Thinking and the End of Corporate Domination. It would inspire you to use this guerilla marketing organization, in which response is fast, hierarchies are non-existent, and - Wait a minute. While guerilla marketing organizations have the veneer of New Whatevers, the January 31 (never forget) episode in Boston reveals that there are definite hierarchies in the guerilla marketing world. Let's start at the top of well-known guerilla marketer Interference Inc. with Sam Ewen ....

Laugh of the day

Guess who said the following? I have always believed the purpose of government is to help improve people's lives, and I'm thrilled about leading Boston forward in the years to come. I'm equally dedicated to utilizing the latest technology to create helpful resources that benefit Bostonians. Turns out it was Thomas Menino , Mayor of the City of Boston , Massachusetts. Let's see what else Menino said : 1/31/2007 - Released by Mayor's Office Statement on Today’s Suspicious Packages First, I want to congratulate the Boston Police Department and all the public safety agencies for responding in a coordinated effort today. As most of you know, there were reports of nine suspicious packages found throughout the city and area earlier today. At this time there is no reason to be alarmed. In fact, a few hours later, it would have been good if Menino had noted that this was a non-issue. He didn't. These devices have all been secured and are under investigation to see if t...

Compared to Belarus, Boston is nothing

So the officials in Boston hate Peter Berdovsky (a/k/a Zebbler ) and want to throw him in the slammer. One would think that this is the worst thing that ever happened to Berdovsky in his life. It isn't : A native of Belarus , [Berdovsky] was finishing up the academic year as an exchange student at Arlington High School when he approached a fellow classmate about a growing concern. “I had been reading articles on the brutality and increasing dictatorial behavior in Belarus,” he said. “Tears came to my eyes, and I had a choice … to live my life or stay subdued. I had already been detained for political activity, and I felt a lot freer here.” Before his visit to Arlington, his democratic beliefs landed him against a wall, staring at the wrong end of a soldier’s gun. “A swat team came out of nowhere as my friends and I were leaving a local coffee shop,” he said. “They jumped out of their Jeeps, lined us up against the wall while reloading their automatic weapons pointed to our heads...

MySpace, gallery openings, and other stuff

Let's look at some MySpace comments, shall we? Take the MySpace page for zebbler . We'll start on January 28. hourevolution Jan 28 2007 11:07A goodday peterB, how are you & your family? i am having a gallery opening this first friday. would be wonderful to see you there. The very next comment gives people a hint that zebbler may be a little busy on Friday: Drive A: Jan 31 2007 5:52P yo, your name's all over the news, boy! Next: Modi Jan 31 2007 7:17P My thoughts and prayers are with you Peter. Turns out that zebbler has a lot of friends, and they're all standing behind him and wondering about the ridiculousness of it all. As am I . As Communists such as Nobel Peace Prize nominee Bill Handel have pointed out, the Aqua Teen Hunger Force blinking advertisements had been installed in a number of cities, and in fact had been in Boston for three weeks without anyone really noticing, much less alerting the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Here's the latest from CNN : Two men ple...

On the left, right, and middle, Orson Bean

When I was growing up, I didn't know a lot about Orson Bean . I knew that he was a panelist on "To Tell the Truth" (along with Bill Cullen, Peggy Cass, and Kitty Carlisle, plus host Garry Moore), and that he went to Australia . I was a bit surprised when he popped up in an audiobook by Bob Edwards about Edward R. Murrow . And therein lies a story : CrankyCritic: We can joke about not being seen on the coasts, but you did get whacked by the infamous Hollywood Black List , too. Orson Bean : I was never bitter. I was horny for a Communist girl and she dragged me to some meetings and that's why I got blacklisted. Everybody in those days wanted to end the black list. I ran on a slate of AFTRA and was elected first VP of the New York Local. For my pains, they dug up this stuff about me and, I went from being the hot comic on the Ed Sullivan Show to not working for a year. However, I got a Broadway show. At the end of that year Ed Sullivan called me up, as he promised ...

While we're on the real estate kick

Amerivision Mortgage Corporation (see here and here ) has published some "Buyer Don'ts" for people who are close to closing on a home. Excerpts: It may be tempting to order that new sofa for your soon-to-be living room, but its best to avoid making major purchases like furniture, cars, appliances, electronic equipment, jewelry, or vacations until after the closing. Financing that furniture with a store credit card or even one of your own credit cards could jeopardize your credit worthiness during the time it means the most.... Generally, changing jobs will not affect your ability to qualify for a mortgage loan - especially if you are going to be making more money. But for some people, getting a new job during the loan approval process could raise some concern and affect your application.... [from] Amerivision Mortgage Corp 2990 Inland Empire Blvd Ste 120 Ontario, CA 91764 Phone: 909-481-2833 Fax: 909-481-0442 Favorite U.S. president - Third favorite Finnish figure skat...

Joyce Powell could have had some REAL issues

Now that my Google account provides me access to my blogs, rather than someone else's blog (Go Bears!), I can continue the discussion that I started here . And, for the record, there are notification requirements for a Notice of Default , which you can find right in the good ol' U.S. Code . TITLE 12 > CHAPTER 38 > § 3708 § 3708. Service of notice of default and foreclosure sale ... (1) The notice of default and foreclosure sale, together with the designation required by section 3704 of this title, shall be sent by certified or registered mail, postage prepaid and return receipt requested... So I'm forced to conclude that Joyce Powell got a certified or registered Notice of Default, then got a certified or registered Notice of Sale , and still didn't realize the significance of the documents. In my Yahoo post , I done said: [T]he wonderful wonderful mortgage company that held the mortgage (presumably the same Amerivision Mortgage Corporation) sent a Notice of De...

Kiira Korpi search surge

And it's understandable - she placed third in the 2007 European Figure Skating Championships . But you already knew that. YouTube video here . Favorite U.S. president - Third favorite Finnish figure skater

The Caliphate, or why Adam Smith and Karl Marx were wrong

Followup . A bit more on the political theory of the Caliphate: Hizb ut-Tahrir says that Muslims should abolish national boundaries within the Islamic world and return to a single Islamic state, known as "the Caliphate," that would stretch from Indonesia to Morocco and contain more than 1.5 billion people. It's a simple and seductive idea that analysts believe may someday allow the group to rival existing Islamic movements, topple the rulers of Middle Eastern nations, and undermine those seeking to reconcile democracy and Islam and build bridges between East and West.... "The Caliphate is a rallying point between the radicals and the more moderate Islamists," says Stephen Ulph, a senior fellow at the Jamestown Foundation. "The idea of a government based on the Caliphate has a historical pedigree and Islamic legitimacy that Western systems of government by their very nature do not have." But unlike Al Qaeda, Hizb ut-Tahrir believes it can recreate the ...

Faith, or how del.icio.us spreads a story

One of my co-workers is on MySpace, and while checking out the pages of my co-worker's friends, I ran across this post and tagged it. Then, someone in my del.icio.us network tagged it also. Both Ragnell and I quoted from Alicat's quote on this article: This article helps me be thankful for what I have and reminds me to have faith :) Faith enough to survive in the ocean for nine months and nine days? Increase my faith! (Luke 17:5) Here are excerpts from Alicat's post, which she quoted from an article in Variety: Three Mexican fishermen saw their first land in nearly 10 months today (Tuesday) after drifting across the Pacific Ocean since last October 28. After 13 days aboard a Marshall Islands fishing vessel since their rescue, the Mexican fishermen looked healthy, smiled often and talked about their ordeal in an on-board interview with AFP shortly before they arrived in Majuro, the capital of the Marshall Islands.... Salvador Ordonez, 37, the oldest of the three Mexican...

Further evidence that we enjoyed more freedom under Gerald Ford than we have before or since

I never really cared for Norman Lear . I thought that the characters on his shows were, for the most part, one-dimensional stereotypes representing various positions, rather than living breathing human beings. But as we get further and further into the twenty-first century, I'm appreciating him more and more. I've already talked talked (sorry, listening to a new CD ) about modern-day attempts to ban the use of the word "nigger." Well, as Evelyn Erives and Nobel Peace Prize nominee Bill Handel reported this morning, there is a concerted effort to ban the use of another word. Let's have Harvey Levin get out of the water and tell us what's going on : The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) is demanding an apology from "Grey's Anatomy" star Isaiah Washington for continually making homophobic remarks. In the past four months, Washington has used the offensive term "faggot" twice in reference to co-star T.R. Knight.....

You say syncretic, I say sincretic, let's call the whole thing off

From a post dated October 14, 2005, but timely as ever as David Beckham and Victoria Beckham prepare to arrive in El-Lay: I asserted that pop- Kabbalah is the new Scientology : a pseudo-religion scam designed to suck money out of people, especially famous ones. Gwen argued that pop-Kabbalah wasn’t as bad because it was at least rooted in a legitimate religious tradition. “Oh yeah?” I countered, “then what about Jews for Jesus ? That’s rooted in two legitimate religious traditions!” In other news, one of the evidences that the LDS church is the true church (see 3 Nephi 27:8 , [3 Nephi tags] noting that the Mormons aren't the only ones who buttress claims with their own authority) has been added as a comment to my MySpace blog . But if you REALLY want to see a religious war, look at what happened when Mitch Wagner claimed that the iPhone was NOT the most wonderful device in the universe. Keep your Treo you wouldn't understand... an I phone is just too easy for you You...