Classic Hollywood Squares Zingers
From chris-lambert.com:

Peter: "You are a 20-year-old girl and you live at your folks' house. According to Dear Abby, is it proper for you to entertain your boyfriend there when they are not home?"
Buddy Hackett: "If she wants to make a few dollars!"

Peter: "True or false? A state law in California specifies that store Santa Clauses have to wear underwear under their costumes."
Jonathan Winters: "Well, when I played Santa Claus, it was entirely different. As long as you had the belt on and a red cap, you were home free."

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